Monday, July 14, 2008

Memo




TO: DALE EARNHARDT, JR;
CC: (NASCAR)
DATE: 6/28/08
SUBJECT: "BIG MO", CONFUSION

Mr. Earnhardt:

Congratulations on your new candy bar, "Big Mo"!

I understand how exciting it is to get your name on food. However, it ought to be brought to your attention that on this side of the electoral divide, "Big Mo" means something COMPLETELY different than your intended meaning of "Big Moment." Unless, that is, you wanted to imply that your candy bar is packed full of fudge...